The JaniTOSS Workstation is the interactive file system found on the BitterMan 500 Computer in the Office. It features yellow text on a dark blue screen, watermarked by the game's logo.
At the bottom of the screen is a reference to the manufacturing company Lemon Computers, referred to in the BitterMan 500 paper advertisement. The text reads "Proudly designed by Lemon Computers in Cauliflower Valley. Manufactured by Nixlife corporation in Hellview Industrial Complex."
The JaniTOSS Workstation can be used like the PDA, in that the player can manipulate a cursor on the smaller screen.
The main menu has three options to choose from, which link to many kinds folders, images (gallery is at the end of the article), documents, error messages, and more. The file tree is outlined below:
MyWorkplace
Temp
report394.doc → DELETED report394.doc → DELETED report394.doc → DELETED report394.doc → DELETED report394.doc → DELETED report394.doc → DELETED bob.txt → DELETED |
CatPictures
model1.img → A close up of a car engine model2.img → A more zoomed out image of model1.img with more of the brown car in frame neb.img → A moving image with red clouds ive_seen_things.img → The view through a door window of an incinerator in a bloody room grogland13.img → A bird's-eye-view of a castle and courtyard with mountains in the background grogland14.img → A ground level image of grogland13.img grogland15.img → A small image with trees and a tower grogland16.img → A haunted-looking mansion at night jxcincap12.img → A black and white photo of a masked figure beach.img → An image of a topless man with horns, blood in the background, and a floating black form with red eyes (possibly a screenshot from another game) |
Private
Work
DrainCleaningCorpCatalouge2183 → DCCC2183.link → "Online resource unreachable. Network unavailable at this time. Please be sure to remain productive while you wait." todo.txt → opens to a list titled Todo.txt with the following items:
warning.link → "Online resource unreachable..." Message87592_Dave_GonnaGetMeOneOfThese. → An image of a Janitor in front of a huge Big Banger on the level Athena's Wrath. Site449 → Leads to three more tabs:
Games → Leads to three folders:
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Other site photos
site_photos_37.img → A janitor hold a Laser Welder in front of a Slosh-O-Matic site_photos_106.img → A janitor firing a welder in a bright orange room site_photos_92.img → Janitors using the welder to set things on fire in a large hallway site_photos_824.img → A collection of pus pods from Hydroponic Hell site_photos_55.img → A grungy close up of a janitor in front of the fireplace Santa's Rampage site_photos_636.img → A first-person view of two janitors in the background (one dead), and an unused Laser Welder, in a tunnel in the Waste Disposal level site_photos_29.img → Janitors in a cluttered Office site_photos_172.img → Three janitors posing with mops in a large room |
Reports
Deprecated → Empty Upgraded.txt → Leads to a file titled Upgraded.txt which reads "Report system successfully migrated. |
Inspire(tm) Me! Motivational Quote
(Clicking this will display a random "inspirational" quote from your superiors.) |
SYSTEM
FORBIDDEN |
NETWORK
Local
(This leads back to the original "MyWorkplace" folder.) |
CorporateServer1
"Network unavailable at this time. |
WORKSTATION_BOB
"FORBIDDEN; |
WORKSTATION_PETE
MyWorkplace
Reports
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WORKSTATION_TERENCE
"FORBIDDEN; |
WORKSTATION_HJS
MyWorkplace
Reports
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CorporateServer23
"Network unavailable at this time. |
StationNET
"Network unavailable at this time. |
SkyNET
"There is nothing wrong with your terminal. Do not attempt to adjust the display. |
Image Gallery
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model1.img
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model2.img
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ive_seen_things.img
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grogland13.img
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grogland14.img
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grogland15.img
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grogland16.img
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jxcincap12.img
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beach.img
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GonnaGetMeOneOfThese.img
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camfeed32.img
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camfeed41.img
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camfeed73.img
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camfeed76.img
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camfeed77.img
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camfeed78.img
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camfeed79.img
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camfeed81.img
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site_photos_37.img
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site_photos_106.img
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site_photos_92.img
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site_photos_824.img
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site_photos_55.img
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site_photos_636.img
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site_photos_29.img
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site_photos_172.img
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Playing Broom
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Broom controls